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Doctor Who Lessons
Lessons to learn from Doctor Who throughout the years.
Credits:
Thanks to Gabiace on deviantArt for these funny and amazing lessons.
http://gabiace.deviantart.com/
Deviation submission: http://gabiace.deviantart.com/art/70-Lessons-from-Doctor-Who-84273536
Lessons:
1. Don't Blink.
~Bananas~
1. Bananas are good.
2. Always take a banana to a party.
~Science~
1. Roentgen radiation can be expelled through the foot, only if the receptacle is a red Converse shoe.
2. Sticking a sonic screwdriver into an x-ray machine is not a good idea, especially for the screwdriver.
3. Multigrain anti-oil – if it moves, it doesn’t.
4. 708 plastic surgery operations will turn you into a bitchy trampoline.
5. Spatio-temporal hyperlink is just a fancy term for magic door.
6. The prettier it is the more likely it is to kill you.
7. Protein 1 with just a dash of protein 3 tastes like sugary milk.
~The David Tennant Doctor~
1. The Doctor needs his thumb - he's very attached to his... thumb...
2. The Doctor is rude. And not ginger.
3. The Doctor likes a little shop. Not a big shop, just a shop. So people can... shop.
4. The Doctor's still got it.
5. The Doctor is slim, and a little foxy.
6. The Doctor has an overactive left eyebrow.
7. The Doctor is not from Mars.
8. Blondes + Doctor = Tragedy.
9. The Doctor is a public menace.
10. Suit + Converse sneakers = Geek Chic
11. The Doctor is worth the monsters.
12. Hospitals creep the Doctor out.
13. You don't want to make the Doctor angry.
14. You REALLY don't want to make the Doctor angry.
15. The Doctor has difficulty counting in stressful situations.
~Race / Countries~
1. The French really know how to party
2. The Royal Family has an A+ blood type.
3. Queen Victoria is not amused..
4. Natural Ood don't have translator spheres.
~Companions~
1. Rose cannot do a Scottish accent
2. Rose and the Doctor’s first date was in the year 5 billion. They had chips
~You~
1. If you turn on your TV tonight, there's a chance the universe will implode...
2. If you see a little boy in a gas mask asking if you’re his mummy, RUN!!
3. You will be deleted.
4. Master can't decide whether you should live or die...
5. If your name is Jack don't say anything around the Doctor. He'll think your flirting.
6. Anything involving the word “titanic” will end badly.
7. Be eternally on the lookout for anagrams.
8. If you meet anyone called Yana don’t ask them about their watch
9. If your substitute teacher walks into the room and says nothing except the name of the subject repeatedly, watch out. Something weird will happen.
10. If your name is Mickey, it’s not anymore. It is now Ricky or the Idiot.
11. If you meet someone called Alonso, you know what to say!
12. If you don’t have a gun, and the enemy does, they can shoot you dead. But the moral high ground is yours.
13. When you try to speak the native language when the TARDIS is already translating for you, you sound welsh. Especially when trying to speak Latin.
~Notes~
1. The angels have the phone box.
2. Christmas trees are deadly.
3. France. It’s a different planet.
4. Humans taste like chicken.
5. The Doctor supplied half of Shakespeare’s lines.
6. Six words can bring down a whole government.
7. Correctamundo is a word that should only ever be said once
8. The sun is alive!
9. Adipose are the universe’s cutest monsters
10. Allons-y is a multipurpose exclamation.
Matt Smith as the doctor
1. Bowties and fezzes are cool.
2. Don't count down from ten.
3. Homo-Reptilia is fun to say.
4. The doctor can't find a beach.
5. The doctor is good at playing football.
Credits:
Thanks to Gabiace on deviantArt for these funny and amazing lessons.
http://gabiace.deviantart.com/
Deviation submission: http://gabiace.deviantart.com/art/70-Lessons-from-Doctor-Who-84273536
Lessons:
1. Don't Blink.
~Bananas~
1. Bananas are good.
2. Always take a banana to a party.
~Science~
1. Roentgen radiation can be expelled through the foot, only if the receptacle is a red Converse shoe.
2. Sticking a sonic screwdriver into an x-ray machine is not a good idea, especially for the screwdriver.
3. Multigrain anti-oil – if it moves, it doesn’t.
4. 708 plastic surgery operations will turn you into a bitchy trampoline.
5. Spatio-temporal hyperlink is just a fancy term for magic door.
6. The prettier it is the more likely it is to kill you.
7. Protein 1 with just a dash of protein 3 tastes like sugary milk.
~The David Tennant Doctor~
1. The Doctor needs his thumb - he's very attached to his... thumb...
2. The Doctor is rude. And not ginger.
3. The Doctor likes a little shop. Not a big shop, just a shop. So people can... shop.
4. The Doctor's still got it.
5. The Doctor is slim, and a little foxy.
6. The Doctor has an overactive left eyebrow.
7. The Doctor is not from Mars.
8. Blondes + Doctor = Tragedy.
9. The Doctor is a public menace.
10. Suit + Converse sneakers = Geek Chic
11. The Doctor is worth the monsters.
12. Hospitals creep the Doctor out.
13. You don't want to make the Doctor angry.
14. You REALLY don't want to make the Doctor angry.
15. The Doctor has difficulty counting in stressful situations.
~Race / Countries~
1. The French really know how to party
2. The Royal Family has an A+ blood type.
3. Queen Victoria is not amused..
4. Natural Ood don't have translator spheres.
~Companions~
1. Rose cannot do a Scottish accent
2. Rose and the Doctor’s first date was in the year 5 billion. They had chips
~You~
1. If you turn on your TV tonight, there's a chance the universe will implode...
2. If you see a little boy in a gas mask asking if you’re his mummy, RUN!!
3. You will be deleted.
4. Master can't decide whether you should live or die...
5. If your name is Jack don't say anything around the Doctor. He'll think your flirting.
6. Anything involving the word “titanic” will end badly.
7. Be eternally on the lookout for anagrams.
8. If you meet anyone called Yana don’t ask them about their watch
9. If your substitute teacher walks into the room and says nothing except the name of the subject repeatedly, watch out. Something weird will happen.
10. If your name is Mickey, it’s not anymore. It is now Ricky or the Idiot.
11. If you meet someone called Alonso, you know what to say!
12. If you don’t have a gun, and the enemy does, they can shoot you dead. But the moral high ground is yours.
13. When you try to speak the native language when the TARDIS is already translating for you, you sound welsh. Especially when trying to speak Latin.
~Notes~
1. The angels have the phone box.
2. Christmas trees are deadly.
3. France. It’s a different planet.
4. Humans taste like chicken.
5. The Doctor supplied half of Shakespeare’s lines.
6. Six words can bring down a whole government.
7. Correctamundo is a word that should only ever be said once
8. The sun is alive!
9. Adipose are the universe’s cutest monsters
10. Allons-y is a multipurpose exclamation.
Matt Smith as the doctor
1. Bowties and fezzes are cool.
2. Don't count down from ten.
3. Homo-Reptilia is fun to say.
4. The doctor can't find a beach.
5. The doctor is good at playing football.
Thanks Again To Gabiace For This
I do not own any of these.
All quotes are ©BBC America
and notes are © Gabiace.
All quotes are ©BBC America
and notes are © Gabiace.
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