Tenth Doctor: Correctamundo! A word I've never used before, and hopefully never will again - 'The Christmas Invasion', Christmas Special 2005

Eleventh Doctor: Rory, we need to have a little talk about your fiancée. She tried to kiss me. Anyways, you're a very lucky man. She's an amazing kisser! - 'The Vampires Of Venice', Series 5

Tenth Doctor(to Sycorax): Look at these people. These human beings. Consider their potential. From the day they arrive on the planet and blinking step into the sun, there is more to see than can ever be seen; more to do than... No, hold on. Sorry, that's 'The Lion King'. - 'The Christmas Invasion', Christmas Special 2005

River Song: I'm River Song, check your records again.
Dalek: Mercy.
River: Say it again.
Dalek: Mercy.
River: One more time.
Dalek: Mercy! - 'The Big Bang', Series 5

River Song: Alright then I have questions, but number one is this: what, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head?
Eleventh Doctor: It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool. - 'The Big Bang, Series 6

Amy Pond: What does it say?
Eleventh Doctor: Hello sweetie. - 'The Pandorica Opens', Series 5

River Song: Use the stabilizers.
Eleventh Doctor: It doesn't have stabilizers.
River Song: The blue switches.
Eleventh Doctor: Oh, the blue things don't do anything; they're just blue.
River Song: Yes they're blue because they're the blue stabilizers.

River Song: ...and parked us right alongside.
Eleventh Doctor: Wait, parked? We've landed?
River Song: Of course we've landed. I just landed her.
Eleventh Doctor: But it didn't make the noise.
River Song: What noise?
Eleventh Doctor: You know, the (imitates TARDIS "noise").
River Song: It's not supposed to make that noise; you leave the brakes on.
Eleventh Doctor: Ya, well, it's a brilliant noise. I love that noise. - 'Flesh & Stone', Series 5

River Song: Two things always guaranteed to show up in a museum; the Home Box, and sooner or later, him. It's how he keeps score. - 'The Time Of Angels', Series 5

Captain Jack Harkness: Captain Jack Harkness, and who are you?
Martha Jones: Martha Jones.
Captain Jack Harkness: Nice to meet you, Martha Jones.
Tenth Doctor: Oh, don't start (!)
Captain Jack Harkness: I was only saying 'hello'.
Martha Jones: It's OK. I don't mind. - 'Utopia', Series 3

Rory Williams: So, you just... kissed her back?
Eleventh Doctor: No, I kissed her mouth. - 'The Vampires Of Venice', Series 5

Eleventh Doctor: River Song, I could bloody kiss you.
River Song: Maybe when you're older. - 'The Time Of Angels', Series 5

River Song: Hello sweetie. - 'Silence In The Library', Series 4, 'The Time Of Angels', 'The Hungry Earth', 'The Pandorica Opens', Series 5

Amy Pond: "Well, Doctor, aren't you going to introduce us?
Eleventh Doctor: Fine. Amy Pond, Professor River Song.
River Song: I'm going to be a professor, how exciting. Spoilers. - 'Time Of Angels', Series 5

Captain Jack Harkness: Hi there. Captain Jack Harkness.
Lynda Moss: Lynda Moss.
Captain Jack Harkness: Nice to meet you, Lynda Moss.
Ninth Doctor: Do you mind flirting outside?
Captain Jack Harkness: I was just saying 'hello'.
Ninth Doctor: For you, that's flirting.
Lynda Moss: I'm not complaining. - 'The Parting Of The Ways', Series 1

Eleventh Doctor: Ah, but we've got a surprise on our side. Because they'd never expect three people to attack twelve-thousand dalek ships, because we'd be killed instantly, so it would be a fairly short surprise. Never mind, forget surprise. - 'The Pandorica Opens', Series 5

River Song: You're new, aren't you?
Guard: Yeah, it's my first day.
River Song: Well then, I'm really sorry about this. - 'The Pandorica Opens', Series 5

Rose Tyler: Yep, both working.
Jackie Tyler: What do you mean, "both working"?
Rose Tyler: Well, he's got two hearts.
Jackie Tyler: Anything else he's got two of? - 'The Christmas Invasion', Christmas Special 2005

Sarah-Jane Smith: I have seen things you wouldn't believe.
Rose Tyler: Try me.
Sarah-Jane Smith: Mummies.
Rose Tyler: I've met ghosts.
Sarah-Jane Smith: Robots, lots of robots.
Rose Tyler: Slitheens in Downing Street.
Sarah-Jane Smith: Daleks.
Rose Tyler: Met the Emperor.
Sarah-Jane Smith: Anti-matter monsters.
Rose Tyler: Gas mask zombies.
Sarah-Jane Smith: Real, living dinosaurs.
Rose Tyler: Real, living werewolves.
Sarah-Jane Smith: The Loch-Ness monster.
Rose Tyler: Seriously? - 'School Reunion', Series 2

Tenth Doctor: What's your name?
Alonso: Alonso.
Tenth Doctor: You're kidding me?! Well, here's something I've always wanted to say: 'Allons-y Alonso'! - 'The Voyage Of The Damned', Christmas Special 2007

Tenth Doctor: Be honest. How do I look?
Rose Tyler: Different.
Tenth Doctor: Good different, or bad different?
Rose Tyler: Just, different.
Tenth Doctor: Am I... ginger?
Rose Tyler: "No, it's just sorta... brown.
Tenth Doctor: Aw! I wanted to be ginger! I've never been ginger before. And you, Rose Tyler, fat load of good you are! You gave up on me! ...Oh, that's rude. That's what I am now. I'm rude. Rude, and not ginger." - 'The Christmas Invasion', Christmas Special 2005

Donna Noble: I am going to KILL that man. - 'The Runaway Bride', Christmas Special 2006

River Song: If he dies, I'll kill him. - 'The Big Bang', Series 5

Donna Noble: I'm waving at fat! - 'Partners In Crime', Series 4

Mickey Smith: Oh my god, I'm the tin dog! - 'School Reunion', Series 2

Eleventh Doctor: Do you realize I am at least 900 years old? Do you know what that means?!
Amy Pond: It's been a while?
Eleventh Doctor: Yeah. No. No... - 'The Eleventh Hour', Series 5

Ninth Doctor: (with gas mask on) Are you my mummy? - 'The Empty Child', Series 1

Dream Lord: If you die in the dream world, you wake up in reality. Ask me what happens if you die in reality.
Rory Williams: What happens?
Dream Lord: You die, stupid. That's why it's called 'reality'. - 'Amy's Choice', Series 5


Tenth Doctor: You've got a little shop. I love a little shop. - 'Smith & Jones', Series 3

Amy Pond: Mmm, Doctor, you sonicked her. - 'The Time Of Angels', Series 5

Eleventh Doctor: Hi honey, I'm home.
River Song: And what time do you call this? - 'The Big Bang', Series 5